If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need
Well hey there, weirdo! Wanna race? Oh wait, that's right, you don't have WINGS! Hahahaha! I'm just kidding, though, and anyway it's not like you could ever even hope to defeat the amazing Rainbow Dash!!
Well hey there sugarcube, Ah'm Applejack! Very pleased to meetcha! Hey, you got those confangled things instead a' hooves, bein' a human and all, right? Fingers, ah think Twi called 'em? Wanna help with the apple pickin'? Big Mac's got himself in a rut today...we can't get him out of the one he made.
Hello! My name is Twilight Sparkle! Are you a *human*!? Oh my gosh, I've always wanted to see one up close!! Can you talk? What are you thinking about? Is it true that humans lack magical powers? Or do you hide it somewhere? Where are your hooves? What's it like being all pink and stuff? Where's your cutie mark? Do you not *have one*? Oh my gosh this is so exciting!
Uh…you obviously have a lot of questions, so why don’t we go get a coffee? If you guys even have that here…
Darling, please allow me to assist you with your wardrobe, I simply cannot ignore an open cry for help! Oh, and I suppose you must know whom you are speaking to, you may address me as Miss Rarity--or simply Rarity, if you prefer.
I didn’t think I was that badly dressed, but okay…
Weeeheheheheh~! *bounces up and down* Hi there! My name's Pinkie Pie and I heard you have a BIRTHDAY COMING UPPP~! Here's your cake and your presents and some candles and some streamers and balloons and confetti and *DEEP BREATH* some more cake and more presents and party hats and pin the tail on the pony and a big wish for you to have *THE* most fantabulous birthday ever!!!!
1. First impression: 2. Truth is: 3. How old do you look: 4. Have you ever made me laugh: 5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature: 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 8. You’re my: 9. Name in my phone: 10. Should you post this too?