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Why do swimmers fill their mouths with water?
mischeviouslymoriarty: whatshouldswimmerscallme: DEAD
Post one of the 7 deadly sins in my ask box for:
fag-nificent: Lust: A personal sex story. Pride: Something that I like about myself. Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself. Envy: Something I wish I was better at. Gluttony: One of my favorite foods. Wrath: Something that gets me angry. Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
I'M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE 'THE EXPERIMENT'.
most-awkward-moments: WHAT IS AIR? YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS YOU...
coreling: If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need
imawanchor: today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
That awkward moment when you make a perfect...
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micthemicrophone: injectiontechnique: WHAT A COOTIE PATOOTIE OMFG Parkour Goat.
Anonymous asked: Well hey there, weirdo! Wanna race? Oh wait, that's right, you don't have WINGS! Hahahaha! I'm just kidding, though, and anyway it's not like you could ever even hope to defeat the amazing Rainbow Dash!!
Anonymous asked: Well hey there sugarcube, Ah'm Applejack! Very pleased to meetcha! Hey, you got those confangled things instead a' hooves, bein' a human and all, right? Fingers, ah think Twi called 'em? Wanna help with the apple pickin'? Big Mac's got himself in a rut today...we can't get him out of the one he made.
Anonymous asked: Hello! My name is Twilight Sparkle! Are you a *human*!? Oh my gosh, I've always wanted to see one up close!! Can you talk? What are you thinking about? Is it true that humans lack magical powers? Or do you hide it somewhere? Where are your hooves? What's it like being all pink and stuff? Where's your cutie mark? Do you not *have one*? Oh my gosh this is so exciting!
Anonymous asked: Darling, please allow me to assist you with your wardrobe, I simply cannot ignore an open cry for help! Oh, and I suppose you must know whom you are speaking to, you may address me as Miss Rarity--or simply Rarity, if you prefer.
Anonymous asked: Weeeheheheheh~! *bounces up and down* Hi there! My name's Pinkie Pie and I heard you have a BIRTHDAY COMING UPPP~! Here's your cake and your presents and some candles and some streamers and balloons and confetti and *DEEP BREATH* some more cake and more presents and party hats and pin the tail on the pony and a big wish for you to have *THE* most fantabulous birthday ever!!!!
Anonymous asked: U-um...*nervously flutters her wings* U-um, hello...m-my name is Fluttershy...I-I'm looking for my bunny, I-I think he hopped this way...h-have you seen him...?
justinneedsalife started following you!
favabean05: uglyreckless: I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW SHE FOUND OUT SHE COULD EVEN DO THAT oh my gOD
Put a “Hi” in my ask & I’ll answer:
1. First impression: 2. Truth is: 3. How old do you look: 4. Have you ever made me laugh: 5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature: 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: 8. You’re my: 9. Name in my phone: 10. Should you post this too?
oh god help i can’t stop reading things in ten’s voice
pchoooooooooooooooooooo: fwips: cosmicheart: ninefoldgoddess: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon The more you know… WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD oh myu god THE SoUnDS ITS MAKING accurate to my feelings
knezojadransko: There is a virus going around. If someone reblogs something to do with giveaway headphones, don’t click the link, and don’t go to the person’s blog. Also, I suggest not doing read mores for a while. There’s something up with them, too. Please reblog and spread this around.