wow okay bedtime g’night you crazy kids
tricotee: belated newsflash: my entire life is actually one long reference to spongebob jokes
bmoburns: oomshi: soup that tastes great is souper may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
oh right i added an about page so →
usbdongle: tumblr is great except when its a giant seething pit of assholes
yo tavros cosplayers if any of you use wigs where did you buy it? did you have to style it? any tips on styling it if so?
adroit-distraction: smilingemoticon: I’M...
rexuality: the brave little toaster more like this movie is fucked up as shit????? Read More
sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called smart people
elsenliberator: jimbertimber: welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree...
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
sparky-sparkerson: ((it’s just a little bit of drabble hee)) Satsuki rolled her eyes, a common occurance when she was listening to Haijime’s rambles. He just. Wouldn’t. Stop. “So I was tellin’ Leo, he’s GOTTA stop hiding away in a hole if he EVER wants to get laid, I mean REALLY…” A few years ago, she would’ve snapped at him with some witty remark. But she honestly had become so exasperated...
perrydaplatypus404: “Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—” “This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—” “IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—” “OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—” “OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
hajime-aoyama: satsuki-miyanoshita: sometimes i think about hajimes butt sometimes i think about satsukis rack
if radioactive by imagine dragons doesn’t make you wanna beat up zombies don’t look at me
thegeek531: rockpapertheodore: pan2dapan: cerberusdad: i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
quietly contemplates cosplaying humanstuck!gamzee
space-cops: this is my review of anime studio debut 8. i feel it is thoroughly professional and shows the most useful features in the program.
barackalicious: jimbertimber: theres a Meme Page in the yearbook our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
Yahoo’s board of directors has approved a $1.1 billion acquisition of blogging...– stop whining ya big weenies (via thedukeoflions)
Breaking News: Disney to buy Furaffinity.
emdefmek: Disney Executive quoted in a Press Release “We are going to tap that Furry Market.”
cheekychinadoll: kyleehenke: Moves Like Homestuck - WIP 2 Sollux is done! He’s pretending that pole is u btw KARKAT IS MY FAVORITE PART IM LAUHGINDF REALLYL AHRD OMG TAVROS
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
perpetualvelocity: cakeybots: Welp Yahoo just bought Tumblr If you guys decide to abandon ship, send me your steam and skype Please because I don’t want to be done talking to you guys, I know many are planning to abandon ship now, and I don’t want this to be the last I’ve heard of you w a it……. for real?? i no.. i was just starting to feel comfortable in this website again
shavingryansprivates: hannabarbarian: basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal i don’t think that’s how you play basketball